Terry and The Dave are back with more impromptu comedy gold! Or silver. Or maybe zinc. Whatever. Just listen and enjoy.
Tuesday, April 03, 2012
|The selection of beers for the broadcast|
Broadcasting live in a Google+ hangout, just on a lark.
Terry tries to talk about baseball, and naturally The Dave derails it. Rays' manager's custom shorts.
Subatomic Media agrees: Tim Tebow sucks at QB.
The Dave tells the story of Randy: Overly Attached Moving Guy
Saturday, March 17, 2012
|Terry is about to have a threesome!|
Fresh out of the joint, it's the Robot Secretary!
Requirements to give The Dave music wood. Discussing the relative merits of Jackyl and other crappy rock lyrics. The Dave ruins pie. Gross things don't belong on the internet! Terry ruins Shrek. Top
NEVER FORGET: the Leprechaun of Mobile, Alabama
Beer panel: Bud Light Platinum vs. Tramp Stamp IPA from Clown Shoes Brewery
Fun with bad sound effects. SAM goes video? St. Patty's traditions. Knuckle exercises.
Walking Dead x Office Space SPOILER ALERT!
Terry and The Dave pitch the actual Walking Dead/Office Space mashup movie. Random Super Trooper quotes.
Powerman 5000 - Devil Inside
The Dave has many nicknames for his fists and Terry overexplains. NEWS ROUNDUP!
Attention, Men Of Cape Cod: Get A Free Pizza With Your Vasectomy
U.S. man buried under mound of pinto beans dies
L.A. woman commits suicide with chainsaw, police say
Invisible Children Co-Founder Detained: SDPD (Power dance video!)
Commuter accused of sex act on train walks free from court after telling court he was strumming an 'imaginary banjo'
Woman rents computer equipment from Rent-A-Center, goes directly to a pawn shop, pawns the equipment for $300
Youth Basketball Coach Allegedly Bites Off Opponent's Ear
Man brings live grenade to Sarasota Police headquarters
The Story of HitmanForHire.net
Bear Bites Woman's Butt In Central Florida
The Burger King is a creepy dude. The Dave denies he is "special", then proves it.
Icon For Hire - Make A Move
Burps that teeter on the verge of vomit. The Dave's Dumb Thoughts. Women wear thongs...to hide farts? Terry will have none of it. Top Gun fart jokes! Terry and The Dave ruin Winnie the Pooh. Tonight's second beer: Coney Island Albino Python White Lager from Shmaltz Brewery
Jeff The Brotherhood – Stay Up Late
Sunday, March 04, 2012
UPDATE: Blog title link is now fixed!
The Dave compares penises to construction tools. Why was the telephone invented? We save women money with ideas for fake pubes. Ke$ha has a new metallic hairstyle. Body mod enthusiasts' job prospects.
Pointless blather. News Roundup!
Hotel manager sued for performing lapdances for guests
Florida News Roundup!
Plastic surgeon gave his daughter breast implants when she turned 18 and this makes no sense to us.
New Jersey's coming after the biggest toll avoiders, including old ladies!
Breaking News: Terry is very white! Crazy ray gun can stop you from talking. How to save beer money: buy cans. STD videos and sex education. Foot fetishes: what's the deal with that? Another recurring segment: Terry Watches Videos About...Bears? JCVD & Son. The Dave doesn't recognize Terry's movie reference. Joe Namath wishes we would let it go. The Dave recounts the Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards (very NSFW!).
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Intro Music: Maino - Million Bucks (feat. Swizz Beats) (Instrumental)
We're back, and we have to make up for lost time with cursing and poop talk. The fallout and futility of road rage. The dangers of walking around your house naked. Creepy phrases.
Celebrities are people too. The Dave solves the mystery of old men's missing asses. Terry refuses to be a racist hypocrite.
Louis C.K. - Dumb Thoughts (excerpt)
The Dave's dumb thoughts about clothes. The idiocy of vagina smushing. Callback!
Name That Tune with Monocle Man! The Dave likes to talk like a Swedish Jew. The Dave pays homage to/rips off Ron White. Terry is angry at ideas. The Dave runs down the highest-grossing movie trilogies and we both get pissed off about it. Is Coldplay actually rock music?
Sunday, April 24, 2011
The Robot Secretary is back, and she's upset with some of you. You know who you are. Terry and The Dave make some odd comparisons to military hardware, discuss MILFs and otherwise embarrass themselves on the Information Superhighway. Look for special appearances by Monocle Man and a famous puppet!
Saturday, April 02, 2011
Why is this episode called "Total Recall"? I really can't tell you. It would ruin the surprise. Nevertheless, this episode is great because Terry essentially came over to the The Dave's house and said "I'm drunk and we're doing a show RIGHT NOW!"
So you can guess how that turned out. Super-Awesome, that's how!
Sunday, November 28, 2010
It's Thanksgiving weekend, so Terry and The Dave have reconvened to bring you more auditory hilarity. We try two flavors of the devil drink du jour: Four Loko. We play good music, we discuss smelly trailer park people, celebrity sexting and debut our new segment called "Old News Is SO Exciting!"
Saturday, October 16, 2010
It's the lost PARTY episode of Subatomic Media! Terry and The Dave like partying! And talking about partying, which is sort of good but not as good as actual partying! And there's party music, including Subatomic Media's official party anthem!
Thursday, August 26, 2010
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