Back Again for the First Time

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Intro Music: Maino - Million Bucks (feat. Swizz Beats) (Instrumental)

We're back, and we have to make up for lost time with cursing and poop talk. The fallout and futility of road rage. The dangers of walking around your house naked. Creepy phrases. 

Dong fight death grip!

Foxy Shazam - I Like It

News Roundup! 

Racist ESPN headline about Jeremy Lin  [Update: writer fired!] 

Heart Attack Grill lives up to its name 

Embarrassing Facebook photos are NOT harassment 

Screaming baby in a plane causes open exit door 

Pong Beer for d-bags 

'Stay Indoors' Is French Health Minister Nora Berra's Advice To Homeless 

World's first ski-thru Starbucks

Vodka tampons lead to ass-accinos

Jim Carrey sings Bullet with Butterfly Wings (video)

Celebrities are people too. The Dave solves the mystery of old men's missing asses. Terry refuses to be a racist hypocrite.

Louis C.K. - Dumb Thoughts (excerpt)

The Dave's dumb thoughts about clothes. The idiocy of vagina smushing. Callback!

Sleeper Agent - Get It Daddy

Name That Tune with Monocle Man! The Dave likes to talk like a Swedish Jew. The Dave pays homage to/rips off Ron White. Terry is angry at ideas. The Dave runs down the highest-grossing movie trilogies and we both get pissed off about it. Is Coldplay actually rock music?

Shinedown - Bully